Brighten up your day !!!

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Brighten up your day !!!

Post by MEXXA8 on Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:24 pm

OK, Well I'm gonna start this here... This Thread is for people to go ahead and post any jokes or anecdotes to make other members laugh... This should be cool for when someone is having a bad day, they can just come here and forget about it.
Please nothing too Raunchy or disrespectful... Remember we have ladies in our club...
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Post by MEXXA8 on Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:59 pm


In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"
The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?"
The second responds, "God told me I was."
At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN'T!"
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Post by MEXXA8 on Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:03 pm


Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture
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Post by MEXXA8 on Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:04 pm


Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?"
"Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques-visualization, association-it made a huge difference for me."
"That's great! What was the name of the clinic?"
Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn't remember.
Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife. . ."Rose, what was the name of that clinic?"
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Post by MEXXA8 on Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:07 pm


A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.
"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!"
"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"
"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"
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Re: Brighten up your day !!!

Post by Ishbu0062 on Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:55 pm



At 0:18 seconds it becomes HILARIOUS
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Post by Ishbu0062 on Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:58 pm



Absolute craziness.
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